she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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