ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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