dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Everything about him screamed your future.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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