Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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