Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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