How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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