you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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