I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
handjob tips. give me some.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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