Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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