Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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