my sisters under your porch take her home
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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