remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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