I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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