well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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