I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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