yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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