I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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