Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The air was thick with penises
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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