It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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