Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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