If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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