We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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