It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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