I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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