Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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