plz talk dirty to me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad