I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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