Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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