I think I just saw someone hide a body.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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