And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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