no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
