Well apparently he's into motor boating.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I am naked and annoyed.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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