She announced her abortion via fbk
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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