we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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