finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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