Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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