I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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