i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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