angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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