so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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