You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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