If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.