hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.