too bad you live with your parents still
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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