i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook