is your mom at the bar?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂