dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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