I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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