He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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