im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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