new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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