Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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