Ambien. No doubt about it.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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