i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Shame - the story of my life.
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