My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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