what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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