the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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