Don't you send me to vm
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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