We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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