gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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